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Posted Tue Apr 1 2014: from Associated Press:
Exxon: Highly unlikely world limits fossil fuels http://apocadocs.com/s.pl?1396395045
On the same day the world's scientists issued their latest report on climate change and the risks it poses to society, the nation's biggest oil and gas company said the world's climate policies are "highly unlikely" to stop it from selling fossil fuels far into the future.... it concludes that because oil and gas are so critical to global development and economic growth, governments are "highly unlikely" to adopt policies that cut emissions so sharply that fossil fuel consumption would be severely restricted.
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'Doc Michael says:
We can only conclude that "governments" and oil and gas companies are the same entity.

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