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Alien plant to blame for rhino "pink lips" http://apocadocs.com/s.pl?1369163330 
 
The surprise discovery of rhinos with bright pink lips and swollen eyes in northern KwaZulu-Natal has raised alarm bells over the potentially devastating spread of an alien invader plant which can kill cattle and decimate the fields of peasant farmers.... the lips and nostrils of both animals had turned bright pink, while their eyes and eye sockets were "puffed up like Popeye" -- apparently from eating an invader plant known in Ethiopia as "famine weed".  
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'Doc Michael says:
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Sounds like they might need rhinoplasty. 
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