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|  |  |  |  |  | Bill to ban phantom EPA dust rule approved by House panel http://apocadocs.com/s.pl?1320366618 Earlier this year, Republicans found what they saw as an ideal talking point to illustrate a federal bureaucracy gone batty.
The Environmental Protection Agency, they warned, was trying
to regulate something only God could control: the dust in the wind. "Now, here comes my favorite of the crazy regulatory acts. The EPA is now proposing rules to regulate dust," Rep. John Carter (R-Tex.) said on the House floor. He said Texas is full of dusty roads: "The EPA is now saying you can be fined for driving home every night on your gravel road."
There was just one flaw in this argument: It was not true.
The EPA's new dust rule did not exist. It never did.
 
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