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Posted Mon Jun 21 2010: from via DesdemonaDespair:
You should totally apologize to BP
I'm sorry that slavery was abolished. You could definitely use the free labor right now... I'm sorry, BP, that I don't have a car, because if I did, I could buy your gas, increase your profits and do my part in helping you pay for this most unfortunate natural disaster that has struck... Dadgummit! I'm just so sorry BP. We should be thanking you since you've made getting oil so much more convenient.
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We're sorry, BP, that we aren't able to crowdsource away that pesky oil plume.

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