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Dramatic drop in Kiwi sperm quality http://apocadocs.com/s.pl?1224536169 
The quality of New Zealand men's sperm has halved in two decades - the most dramatic drop of any western country.
New research presented to a gathering of international fertility researchers in Brisbane today was told that the sperm volume carried by the average New Zealand man decreased from about 110 million to 50 million per millilitre between 1987 and 2007. 
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This is one of those rare cases where quality EQUALS quantity -- and vice versa.
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