Deaths-head Jester

[The Project]
[The ApocaDocs]
[Equal Share]
The Six Scenarios:
[Species Collapse]
[Infectious Disease]
[Climate Chaos]
[Resource Depletion]
[Biology Breach]


It's weekly, funny, and free!


More than 5,600 stories!

A great gift
for crisis deniers!

The ApocaDocs have a Book!
Humoring the Horror of the
Converging Emergencies
94 color pages
$24.99 now $15!
Or read FREE online!


Ping this story
in social media:

Posted Sun Nov 23 2008: from Williamson Daily News:
Coal CEO calls environmentalists crazy
Don Blankenship, CEO of Massey Energy, the fourth largest coal company in the country, blasted politics and the press, comparing Charleston Gazette Editor James. A. Haught to Osama Bin Laden Thursday evening when he addressed the Tug Valley Mining Institute in Williamson.... "They can say what they want about climate change," he said. "But the only thing melting in this country that matters is our financial system and our economy."... Many people would give support to groups who work to disprove global warming if it was not so politically incorrect, Blankenship said.
[Read more stories about: airborne pollutants, capitalist greed, carbon emissions, stupid humans, deniers]

Your Quips:
Tarik says: "OMG... READ THIS WHOLE STORY--you won't believe this guy!"
Raoul says: "This BlankenSHIP guy will sink the planet before he's done."
Haley says: "Come on -- did you guys make this story up?"
ApocaDocs says: "We wish we could say we did make this up."

Got a PaniQuip?

Your Quip (limit 140 characters, no links, just wit):

First name:

The text shown in the Web image to the right:

We reserve the right to reuse, remove, or refuse any entry.

'Doc Jim says:
Maybe he should try hitting up the Flat Earth Society for some funds to disprove global warming.

More stories:
  • Madagascar denies 'land grab' by South Korean conglomerate
  • Scientists discover 21st century plague
  • (Coal CEO calls environmentalists crazy)
  • Invasion of the Aliens
  • Mugabe tries to hide cholera death toll

  • Want to explore more?
    Try the PaniCloud!
    Copyright 2010 The