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Everest turning into world's highest cesspool http://apocadocs.com/s.pl?1210433258 
"A deadly peril lurks on Mount Everest, the highest summit in the world. It is far more dangerous than the freezing cold, gale winds and recently posted security forces who are empowered to shoot at the sight of political activities. The new hazard comes from hundreds of tonnes of human waste scattered along the mountain slopes... While conscientious mountaineers have been trying to clear the garbage left on the mountains, nothing has been done to treat the human waste." 
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