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Tiny, Clingy and Destructive, Mussel Makes Its Way West http://apocadocs.com/s.pl?1213741743 
"...The mussel-coated debris is unmistakable evidence of an event occurring silently and largely out of sight — the colonization of the Colorado River by the quagga mussel, a fingernail-size Eurasian bivalve with an astonishing sex drive and a nasty reputation for causing economic and ecological havoc.
Like the closely related zebra mussel, the quagga can cling tenaciously to hard surfaces, like the equipment of the many hydroelectric and water-supply plants along the lower Colorado. 
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Astonishing sex drives and nasty reputations usually go hand in hand.
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