SEARCH 
 
A great gift for crisis deniers!
  
  
Humoring the Horror of the 
Converging Emergencies 
94 color pages 
$24.99 now $15! 
Or read FREE online! 
 
 
 
  Twitter 
 
  
 
Ping this story 
in social media: 
del.icio.us 
Digg 
Newsvine 
NowPublic 
Reddit 
Facebook 
StumbleUpon 
 
 | 
  | 
 | 
  | 
 
 | 
  | 
 | 
  | 
 
 | 
Algal Bloom: Crabs suffocating in Middle River http://apocadocs.com/s.pl?1218300164 
John Neukam has been catching crabs in pots near the Middle River for decades. But this year, the crabs have been dying in the water, suffocated by a bright green algae bloom that is choking off oxygen and worrying watermen and recreational boaters.
"You crab all week, you get a bushel and a half in your live box, and they die," said Neukam, after checking his pots yesterday morning. "I've been here all my life -- 64 years -- and we've only had this one other time, when fertilizer from a farm seeped into the cove." 
 | 
 | 
 
  | 
 | 
  | 
 
 
 |  
  | 
[Read more stories about: 
algal bloom, dead zones] 
 | 
  | 
 
 
 
 | 
New!: 
 |  |  
 | 
No reader quips yet -- be the first!  |  |  
 | 
 Got a PaniQuip? 
 | 
 | 
 
 | 
We reserve the 
right to reuse, remove, or refuse any entry. 
 |  |  
 
 
 | 
  | 
The ApocaDocs say:
 | 
  | 
 
  | 
  |  
Dead zones: they're not just for cellphones anymore.
 |  
| 
 |  
 
 | 
  | 
 
 
 
 
Want to explore more? 
Try the PaniCloud! 
 |