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Posted Sat Dec 8 2007: from TheCheers (Estonia): Method Man certain Britney's balding signalled the Apocalypse http://apocadocs.com/s.pl?1197133290 "The rocker recently said that the 'Toxic' singer's decision to go bald marked a total change in the music industry. "The whole music industry is twisted on it's f**king head. And Britney Spears shaved her head - that's how I know the Apocalypse is coming," Contactmusic quoted him, as saying." [Read more stories about: ] New!: No reader quips yet -- be the first! Got a PaniQuip? Your Quip (limit 140 characters, no links, just wit): First name: The text shown in the Web image to the right: We reserve the right to reuse, remove, or refuse any entry.

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